Somewhere past the last portal, behind a door nobody remembers opening, there is a hall stacked to the ceiling with gold. A shadow sits on the throne at the top of the red carpet. That is Seth the Evil. He does not chase you. He waits.
The rules of the palace
Run fast. Grab gold. Buy boosts. Come back richer. Every lap through the halls buys a little more speed, a little more aura, and one more follower who decides you are worth walking behind.
The court
Nobody in the palace arrived normal. The banana, the shark in sneakers, the coffee cup in a tutu, the crocodile in armor. They all showed up, took a coin, and stayed. Collect enough of them and the throne room starts to look like yours.
Why there is a store
This is the merch shelf for that hall. Relics from the vault you can actually wear, desk gear that makes your setup glow like the throne room, and charms for the court. Everything here is built around the experience instead of just wearing its logo.